Thursday, January 5, 2012

Jenny Holzer, Mom #Twitter

These are killing me!

Jenny Holzer, Mom
TRYING TO BE POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL IS LIKE TRYING TO BE MAYOR OF A CITY THAT WON'T EXIST IN FOUR YEARS
26 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
A WELL-MEANING LIE IS A KIND OF TRUTH AND ON THAT NOTE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF



Jenny Holzer, Mom
DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKES YOUR PARENTS MADE AND THEN TAKE ALL THE CREDIT LIKE YOU INVENTED MISTAKES


Jenny Holzer, Mom
I SAW AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF ARTISTS LOST TO AIDS, BUT NO, PLEASE GO ON ABOUT HOW DIFFICULT YOUR LIFE IS WITHOUT AN IPAD


Jenny Holzer, Mom
THE FAMILY WILL GET A BIGGER TV WHEN YOUR MOTHER WINS A MACARTHUR GRANT, THAT'S WHEN


Jenny Holzer, Mom
FORTUNE SMILES ON THE WELL-PREPARED BUT THERE IS NO REASON YOU WOULD NEED SIX CONDOMS TO GO TO YOUR YOUNGER SISTER'S ICE SKATING PARTY
20 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
THE APPROVAL OF AUTHORITY FIGURES IS A PURSUIT OF THE IDLE BUT YOU ARE NOT BUSY ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY GRADES THIS LOW
2 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
I'M NOT MAD AT YOU FOR BEING SEDUCED BY THE COMFORT OF STASIS, I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED
3 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
THERE'S VALUE IN KITSCH BUT KIM KARDASHIAN IS NOT AN AUTHORITY ON GOOD LIFE CHOICES
4 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
ROUTINE IS A NARCOTIC AND THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T GET PIZZA EVERY NIGHT
9 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
DIGNITY IS AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT BUT IT WOULD BE LESS ABSTRACT IF YOU WORE A CARDIGAN OVER THAT TOP
9 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
PERFORMING WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL'S IMPROV GROUP IS A GREAT WAY TO FIND OUT JUST HOW MUCH YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU ANYWAY


Jenny Holzer, Mom
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRAN IS THE WRITER, ANNIE IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER, AND I SWEAR YOU DO THIS ON PURPOSE JUST TO RILE ME UP
19 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply


Jenny Holzer, Mom
NOBODY HAS SEX IN HIGH SCHOOL AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE LIARS
18 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
I GOT YOU AN L.E.D. SCROLLING MESSAGE BELT BUCKLE -- DO KIDS STILL LIKE L.E.D. BELT BUCKLES?
16 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
WHAT YOUR MOTHER DID WITH CHUCK CLOSE WHEN SHE WAS A TEENAGER IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, FRANKLY
15 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
IF YOUR FRIENDS AREN'T SILENTLY SOWING THE SEEDS OF VIOLENT UPRISING THEN THEY'RE NOT REALLY YOUR FRIENDS
13 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
A GREAT POLITICAL MOVEMENT BEGINS ONLY WHEN YOU PULL YOUR JEANS UP OVER YOUR UNDERPANTS
12 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

Jenny Holzer, Mom
YOU WILL WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE WHEN BARBARA KRUGER IS VISITING









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